Superior/Orlando

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Superior/Orlando
« on: March 28, 2023, 10:45:26 pm »
Montgomery's agent called Orlando asked to be traded...

Reason: Superior too cold and inexperience team. He wants to play for playoff team!


Sean Payton talked with Jimmy G after he dont want to play for lowly ring-less Falcons....Jimmy wants to be traded to Superior cuz its COLD there = SEX!!!!!

Superior owner agrees to give him unlimted pass to Superior's Brothel (which is right next corner).... Unlimited access to condoms (not like Jimmy needs it)

Orlando agrees to send Jimmy G and Cam Akers

Superior will send Montgomery

Orlando agrees.

Re: Superior/Orlando
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2023, 11:00:13 pm »
More context to the story-

Montgomery wanted to play for a cute team in Orlando near Disney like Lion King, ya know. Sure. Fantasy World for Rood.

Garoppolo isn't happy with Orlando.  Unfortunately, Orlando's coach and owner cannot accept Jimmy's personal life.  FYI- Orlando's owner gets so jealous easily. 

Also, Jimmy is disappointed with Orlando, their coach and owner cannot spell his last name.  It's more simple than Antetokounmpo, imagine that! He's even disappointed with the Commissioner. Tsk tsk.

McCarthy is very understandable with his life choices... McCarthy and the Superior are very excited to have Jimmy Garoppolo and Cam Akers.

Superior agreed!

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Re: Superior/Orlando
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2023, 11:11:52 pm »
Commish:  USE YOUR COMMON SENSE!